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Dark Lord Master List

A list of all (or most) of my aus and relevant asks. Figuring out the overall formatting as I go, so bear with me. If i miss anything send me a link because trudging through my own blog is a nightmare.

THE LIST

How to Cat Burglar a Family (Cat Stan Fic (and related spin off fics) here - Complete) - Stan gets turned into a cat, and Ford adopts him as his pet. Shenanigans, along with alternative what ifs abound.

Special Delivery (Fic here - Complete) - Ford accidentally sends a horror demon after Stan to drag him back to Fords house, and what comes after

Completing the Cycle (Fic here - Complete) - Stan gets turned into an axolotl and becomes Frilliam, Fords pet.

Doppelganger (Fic here - Complete, Doppeldead here - in progress) - Stan was born a shapeshifter, which changes nothing and everything.

  • Ask Master List Here

Princess Stan (Fic here - in progress) - In the distant realm of Fantasy Land, Ford’s gotten cursed into the form of a dragon and hoards Stan, who’s living in denial about his dragon brother.

  • Ask Master List Here
  • Ask Master List Part 2 Here

Venus Vampire Trap (Fic here - in progress) - Stan Pines is not a vampire, because vampires are not real. Too bad no one told Ford that.

  • Ask Master List Here

Pay Phone Birthday Blues (Fic here- complete, sequel here - in progress)

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(Last Updated to Aug 8 2025)

curi0uscanine:

tooies:

every moment of your life, from birth to death, constantly, while you aren’t looking, there’s some kind of weird shapes just moving around in the ocean. and the shapes are eating eachother sometimes too. and they might even dig holes. and all of this is happening during everything else that’s going on. like think about the most important moment in your life. the thing that shaped you as a person. the entire time that was happening, far away, deep in the ocean, where no human has ever seen, there was some kind of wet sack with a weird protrusion flailing about in the water. maybe it even grabbed a fish. who knows. i don’t. just think about that for a bit

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julie-su:

crabussy:

crabussy:

HOW TO GET YOUR ACCOUNT BACK FROM RANDOM NIGHTMARE SURPRISE TERMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!

I woke up on sunday morning to find that my whole account had been terminated out of the blue. VERY DISTRESSING!!! if this has just happened to you, YOU CAN GET YOUR ACCOUNT RESTORED. the best part is, everything remains intact! your messages, asks, followers, posts, etc. don’t fret!! they restored my account only a day after it had been terminated. usually, it takes one to two weeks for a response. HERE’S WHAT I DID!!!

  • it’s important that you send a SUPPORT TICKET. don’t randomly email them!!! go to https://www.tumblr.com/support and choose “terminated account” as your reason.
  • include the email of the account that got terminated. this makes it easier for them to recover it! if you can’t send it from that email, just include it in the message.
  • include the following: to the best of your knowledge, you have re-read the site rules and you haven’t broken any site guidelines. state how important your account is to you, and stress how thankful you are for their help in recovering it. BE POLITE. EVEN IF YOU’RE UPSET OR PISSED OFF!!!! it significantly ups your chances of being listened to. I included the phrase “I’m sure you understand the importance of this” which is corporatespeak for “FIX THIS OR SO HELP ME GOD” and that seemed to get their attention.
  • you can also @ support on tumblr with the issue, and @ them on another site (e.g. twitter). there’s a chance they’ll see and respond quicker! cover all your options. the reddit for tumblr account termination is no longer active so don’t bother with that.
  • if they don’t respond within a few days, reply to the confirmation email they sent after you sent in your request. follow up! ask for updates! reiterate the urgency of the situation! make sure you’re not responding to an address with “noreply” in it!

REALLY HOPE THIS HELPS!!!! all is not lost you just gotta be STERN AND POLITE. it’s terrifying to have your entire account vanish overnight but there is always hope okay. love you good luck

UPDATE: I had to do this whole thing AGAIN because my art blog ALSO got terminated out of the blue and they got back to me the very next day. this shit works!!!! I think the main factor is following up by replying to their confirmation email because as soon as I did that they got back to me.

Can confirm this is how I tackled it when this blog was randomly terminated a while back; I had to do this before. I got my whole blog back, which is good, because I think this one is over a decade old by now.

How a cat Stan au where he becomes a cat after Ford gets portaled. (Surprised I haven’t seen that yet). It’s just a very determined cat trying to fix the portal despite the lack of opposable thumbs. He probably begins making some tools to compensate for it.

Also becomes the town cat, where no one has successfully make this stray cat into a house cat. Though, Soos has successfully befriended the cat.

Maybe the twin’s parents move into Stanford’s old house, so everyone thinks they got the cat. (Untrue, that’s where the portal is).

Possibly reveal Stan is the cat in either the zombie episode, (some magical hogwash happens, and he’s able to turn back into a human to defend the twins) or not what he seems, (because you know.) Funniest answer is Weirdmagon, and he becomes catman, so Ford can believe Stan’s a cat. (Probably more easy for Ford to accidentally convince Stan he’s better as a cat due to a cat being smart enough to fix the portal is weird)

Its on my List of things to write, so at some point there will be a few ‘what if Stan got cursed post portal’ at different stages.

But yeah Stan’s in for a rough one here. He has full time to work on the portal as a cat but also has to sneak around town and figure out how to rebuild a portal without hands.

You are so right in that weirdmaggedon is the best/worst time for stan reveal. The twins move into this old house thats been in their family for years for a 'change of scenery’ (parents are tyring to fix their marriage still), this cat’s been acting like a magical guardian (that doesn’t ever talk, much to Mabel’s disappointment), it turns out this cat might? have rebuilt the death portal under their house? (Someone did, but no one was there to greet Ford when he burst out, and no one’s ever heard of anyone named Stanley Pines (Fords not sure how he feels about that)) Its a whole thing, and suddenly its the end of the world, Ford tries to hold the hand of a cat who has the collar, but either fails because its a cat, or because he was smack talking Stan and Stan’s decided to be Mabel and Dippers cat forever (because life is better as a cat after all).

Then Bill rolls up, and it turns out this cat has been a thorn in his side ever since he was resummoned (for whatever reason), and now that he has his hands on it, he can get to the bottom of how this one mangy cat has the nerve to stand up to a demon god.

And now there’s a second Ford, with cat features and wearing horrifyingly familiar clothes, and Fords hit with 'ah, it was the cat that rebuilt an inter dimensional portal’ along with all the rest of his failures now that Bill is here and has the twins.

Not sure how to get a good end from here, not with Stan getting his soul shredded. Or maybe he doesn’t, and now they have a amnesiac cat man grunkle they have to work to remind is a person when all his memories are of him as a cat. Stan’s convinced for a while he was a cat they turned human and is a bit miffed. Breaks Fords heart all over again when Stan mutters about how much better life was when he was a cat, and how come they can’t just turn him back? He liked being Mr. Mystery (his town given cat name) better than this stan guy they keep telling him he is.

Racat au question. In the cannon Fidds has a raccoon wife, in this au is that just what he calls Emma May or is there some other weird gravity falls animal marriage shenanigans going on?

Because when I first thought of this I just imaged Fidds getting drunk one night, getting upset that Stan keeps making the husband-in-law and raccoon wife jokes, and goes down the obvious thought process of him just needing to marry Emma in her raccoon form so she can be his wife in both forms. However this man is stupidly, near black out, drunk and instead of grabbing his wife to remarry her Fidds grabs a regular raccoon and because of the weird laws in Gravity Falls he is legal allowed to marry it. Fidds the next day, now sober, realizes he has both a wife that can be a raccoon and a raccoon that is he’s wife and immediately he almost dies of embarrassment.

Sorry if this is a weird question, it’s just been burning a hole in my head since hearing about this au.

Anonymous

No weird questions! Its a hilarious idea!

This is exactly what happens. Fiddleford joke married his wife-that-was-a-racoon to Stan the cat, then drunk married an actual racoon.

Stan officiated the wedding. He was maybe also a little drunk, but not so much he didn’t know exactly what he was doing and take lots of pictures. Fiddleford wakes up to Emma-May’s disappointed face about her new wife-in-law the actual racoon, and no one in town will let him divorce this regular racoon (that he has Ford uncurse just to make sure).

Fiddleford tries to do date nights and now not only is there a non-zero chance Stan might show up, theres a chance of Emma-May asking after Fiddleford’s other wife, and how come she never sees her? Is Fiddleford being a neglectful husband to his other wife?

Fiddleford is always suffering here lol.

Okay, but Ford making his raggedy old cat a cozy little customized remote control car that his super smart geriatric feline is able to control. At safe speeds, of course. Here comes the Stanmobile 2!

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Stan uses it to wreck everyone’s ankles over the course of an afternoon and it is quickly confiscated. This happens several times, until they give up and Stan’s stuck on his four paws and meowing pathetically for someone to carry him.

If Stan lasts thirty years then Mabel comes along and makes him something because ‘look at him! He’s so old, he deserves a way to get around without waiting on someone >:(’ Ford caves in immediately and makes another cat mobile, and the two of them watch as Stan proceeds to use this thing for high speed ankle hit and runs throughout town. He’s making a weird hacking dying sound that they think might be him laughing as he leaves a trail of sprained ankles behind him.

Old as dirt Cat Stan gets. So many snuggles from Mabel I bet. Even after he gets turned human again.

Ford, jealous: He never lets me hug him.

Mabel: Maybe its the glitter? I bet he likes the glitter?

(It was not the glitter)

Dipper should get to bury his face in an old fluffy cat when the world gets overwhelming.

Ford, extra jealous: He never lets me have a breakdown into his fur...

Dipper, knowing this isn't true: Maybe it's the hat?

(It was not the hat, either.)

Ford gets a very scratched up face that day. Because Stan has limits and kids can snuggle a cat. He loves his kids. His brother makes funny kissy noises when he tried at first and nope. Too weird to remember.

When the mayor dies the betting parties should get into fistfights on if the bets counted. On the one hand. Nikola did live longer.

On the other, Nikola might not have if he didn't turn into a man.

(Mabel still gets to snuggle Nikola. Dipper refuses to bury his face in his clothing, because that's. That's a cat only thing. It's really weird to bury your face into an old man's cloting and sob without warning.)

Grunkle Nikola (Mabel he was a cat a week ago, he can't be our Grunkle.) Is adored. I bet he climbs things and has to be gotten down.

I bet he can and will just. Heft and haul Ford away to a problem. Dipper summoned Zombies? Ford deployed. Mabel found Smile Dip? Ford deployed. Ford is causing problems with the local wildlife? Ford deployed (into bed and tucked in).

He can carry so many kids out of danger. Summerween monster? Nope, pile of kids and Soos. They are out. He'll deploy Ford in a moment. Right now he's at the bottom of a pile of kids and Soos.

Gideon can't get away with shit around him because nobody really... knows what carries over from Cat so he can just. "I smell a lie, child"

If they leap into his head at any point I bet they'd be so confused. He hasn't been a man long enough to mentally think of himself as (mostly) one, has he? (Ford does not catch onto the implications, but Mabel and Dipper get hit with the maybe he was always a guy???)

Someone puts up a sign with the number of Days since Nikola forgot he wasn't a cat (the number is always 0, every time the number is about to change something chaotic happens and whoever was in charge of it sadly rewrites the 0 they just erased.)

Old as dirt and dust Cat (and cat no longer) beloved...

Ford gets all kinds of cat snuggles right up until the reveal. Then it becomes too weird for Stan. Thats his twin bro, he can’t just rub? his face? into Stan’s stomach? Yes Fords been doing it for years but now its different.

(I will say Stan’s fur is not soft or pleasant. Its like a stiff towel, all raggedy and frizzy. This doesn’t stop any of them, just makes others question their actions)

The town definitely has a riot when the mayor passes, only because no one can agree if it counts as Stan outliving the mayor when his human lifespan is quite average

Also, the idea of them still sort of treating Stan like a cat is hilarious. Mabel rubs her face into Stan’s hair and gives him cat treats in order to do things. No one tries to pick him up (thats a grown man) but Stan gets away with way too many people hand feeding him things just from crouching slightly and opening his mouth like a baby bird. The kids walk in on Ford absent mindedly putting chicken strips into Stan’s mouth. Stan sits on the couch touching things with his hands while Dippers paces in front of him and mutters his theories on why Nikola’s person shaped, too used to doing this in front of old cat Nikola he full on screams when Stan tries to pipe in with a comment.

Grunkle Nikola is also amazing. They tell everyone his names Nik and he’s there super human Grunkle who’s visiting. Stan still doesn’t notice, because yeah it was weird he was a cat and people would call him Nik so this is not strange at all to call him, Stanley, Grunkle Nik.

He is taking full advantage of having beefy arms and hands. He is picking people up constantly. He is punching and scratching things and hissing. He is acting every inch a defensive house cat who is now man shaped. He knows a scammer when he sees one and loves lying so he’ll just use his previous cat status to lie so he doesn’t have to explain how he overheard Gideons evil monologue or senses his conman vibes. And to get away with things he shouldn’t. Just tells everyone he can track things crazy good and finds things that have been lost for years because he put those things there years ago.

Stan’s mindscape is a total mess. He’s so used to being a cat too old to do most things, and so his mind house has this dozy atmosphere from all the sleep he used to be doing, full of mobility aids and cat things, then glitches out into one that fits Stan the man, gambling, sailing, his car, etc, and while Ford would pick up nothing, thinking its a side effect of Nikola’s sudden sentience, the kids definitely clue on to something being off about it if they ever went in.

The fact that they didn’t know Ford had a twin to even consider a possibility is another reason everyone’s mad. Dippers confident he would have figured out the mystery of Nikola (‘there wasn’t a mystery kid, no one asked me’ 'SHUT UP OLD MAN’) if he’d known they had a second grunkle. Mabels devastated her old man cat grunkle is just a regular grunkle who was a cat. Its just not as charming, now its just kinda sad.

She says, feeding Stan another cat treat.

awritersbro:

meangirlnurse:

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meangirlnurse:

meangirlnurse:

meangirlnurse:

meangirlnurse:

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someone has apparently been having a year-long tantrum in the notes of this post because of something that i absolutely did not say at any point in this post or anywhere else

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update: i have been informed that i am an “ignorant, ableist classist piece of shit”

update: i have also been informed that i am a “eugenicist” because of this post

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More people should ask folks who are Angry Online to dedine the terms they’re talking about because there’s probably a good chance that the answer is gonna be as revealing as it is utterly bizarre

canonkiller:

A three panel comic drawn in white and red on a black background.  the first panel shows an ouroboros eating it's own tail, and the text reads "Here's the deal, Ouroboros."  the second and third panels are mirrored illustrations of the ouroboros curving away from its own tail. the first of the two has the latter half of the tail missing, replaced with red skeletal lines. both are trailing stylized blood from their mouths. the text reads, across both panels "Bite down, or let go."  the artists watermark in the center of the piece says canonkiller.ALT

but you can’t keep holding on like this.

strawberry-smog:

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I love how Fiddleford’s love language seems to be finding random freaks of nature and saying “hey Ford, you look like this.”

mrsterlingeverything:

You can force people into being happy by saying shit like good morning :) follow for more emotional manipulation tips