luddlestons:

it is very important that you give your newly adopted wizard many hugs so that he becomes accustomed to them. wizards are like cats that way.

aliceundrground:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

ascendantdreamweaver:

girlballs:

tastylemonbread:

BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

[ propaganda masterpost]

Which is the best queer media of all time?

South Park

Hazbin Hotel

beccadrawsstuff:

I cannot put into words how much like horseshit she looked in this moment

I would say I hope this teaches her a lesson but it definitely will not. None of the other chocolate things she’s eaten has taught her

guildenstern:

i know the minotaur’s labyrinth was almost certainly actually a maze but it’s really funny to imagine theseus was just so fucking stupid he couldn’t even find his way out of a unicursal, non-branching path without ariadne’s ball of string

glitch-in-the-code:

ralfmaximus:

the-most-beautiful-duwang:

HOW TO MAKE ALUMINUM INGOTS

Steps:

1. Microwave a coke can for 20 minutes

2. Buy new microwave

bringbackgoth:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

only-tiktoks:

The girls are exeeerrrcising

don’t hide your tags bestie this is so cute

wackom:

Bothering the beast

heyitsjaki:

When the netherese orb in your chest ruins your love life for a SECOND time 🤣