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orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

(Source: haus-of-ill-repute)

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

thetremblingofmyhand:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Sorry but, coming from a woman, “blue balls”  (ie pain caused by temporary fluid congestion) can be a thing, it’s just that not all men experience it, it will not cause any damage if not “treated”, and no woman should be obliged to “relieve” a guy with this problem. 

this is glorious and hilarious and informative thank you

Also, consider the following:

  1. "Blue balls" is caused by referred pain from vascular congestion of erectile tissue.
  2. Vascular congestion of erectile tissue is, in turn, caused by prolonged arousal that does not result in orgasm.
  3. This is not a gendered phenomenon; just about every configuration of genitals has erectile tissue that can become painfully congested in this fashion.
  4. In general, clitoral erectile tissue is both more nerve-rich and more internalised than penile erectile tissue (90% of the clitoral shaft lying within the body).
  5. Women are much more likely not to get off from sex than men are.

The upshot is that, if you’re a heterosexual dude, in all balance of probability you’ve “blue balled” your partner both more frequently and more severely than she’s ever done to you - and you don’t hear her complaining, do you?

Okay i’m 16 and never in my short life have I thought that men actually go through physical pain if left without relief. Reblogging to signal boost to less fortunate women

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

legendarykimchi:

bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill:

notforbreakfast:

The Hauntening

#Sam and Dean in the after life

lmao. I read the floor in Dean’s voice, the fridge in Sam’s.

tsarbucks:

cursethegoldfish:

I’m actually dying lmao

more like your phone’s actually dying plug it in

tsarbucks:

cursethegoldfish:

I’m actually dying lmao

more like your phone’s actually dying plug it in

hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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(Source: hotboysofficial)

aidn:

rise

aidn:

rise

sjsaberfan:

sjsaberfan:

itistimetodisappear:

shortylego:

itistimetodisappear:

easterelf:

this-gay-gypsy-bar-mitzvah:

everafitzherbert:

OLÉ

fUCK

whO REMEMBERS THIS

its back bitches

Praise the Lord

its back again bitches

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST.

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND LIKE WAY BEFORE I HAD A TUMBLR AND WAS JUST GETTING INTO THE ROTG FANDOM, I SAW THIS AND PRACTICALLY DIED I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

sjsaberfan:

sjsaberfan:

itistimetodisappear:

shortylego:

itistimetodisappear:

easterelf:

this-gay-gypsy-bar-mitzvah:

everafitzherbert:

OLÉ

fUCK

whO REMEMBERS THIS

its back bitches

Praise the Lord

its back again bitches

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST.

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND LIKE WAY BEFORE I HAD A TUMBLR AND WAS JUST GETTING INTO THE ROTG FANDOM, I SAW THIS AND PRACTICALLY DIED I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

(Source: obviouslylying)

caseyanthonyofficial:

This was one of the funniest jokes in film history

(Source: georgia-costanza)

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.